What Kamikaze Mission?

So, like, here's the deal. It's just one weekend a month and a couple of weeks in the summer. Really, we swear. That's it, truly.

What about all the people being recalled into service after having been out for years - some as many as 20 years?

Oh . . . well . . . um . . . OK, it might be a little more than a weekend a month and a couple of weeks in the summer.

Just how much more exactly?

Well, we really don't know for sure but probably not more than a year.

A year! A year where?

Um . . . Iraq.

Are you f$$king kidding me?! You want me to go over to that complete cluster f$$k for a year? I probably won't live a month! No f$$king way!

But you'll be serving your country! Don't you want to be a hero?

What about the children of all those politicians who got us into this quagmire in the first place? How about they go and serve their country? Go farm them for a while. See how hot they all are on this ridiculous war when their sons and daughters start dying in the desert.

But . . . but . . .

But nothing! I am not volunteering for a kamikaze mission just because you morons completely underestimated the true dangers and complications of what it would take to win this war and then stabalize the country.

That's so unpatriotic! How can you support the terrorists like that after 9/11? 3,000 Americans died, or maybe you've forgotten. Do you go to church? Oh, no of course you don't. You're one of those Godless heathens. You probably practice one of those "alternative lifestyles." Well, we don't need "your kind" fighting for the USofA. You can go back to your life of sin and enjoy the freedom you have to live as you choose.

Great, so that means I can marry my lover and have all of the legal rights other married couples have?